Mock Candidates

Sally Salmon

Occupation: Dietician

Occupational Background: Food Service and Complexion Health

Educational Background: Nutritional Science, MS, Health Living Institute

Prior Government Experience: Served on the Nutritional Balance Oversight Committee.

Platform: I believe in migration. We need to bring everyone together regardless if they are freshwater or saltwater proponents. I’m adaptable and can survive in any environment.

Santiago Sturgeon

Occupation: Caviar Production Manager

Occupational Background: River Silt Excavator

Educational Background: Business Degree, North Pacific Community College

Prior Government Experience: None

Platform: I support small businesses. We need to explore the depths of our collective imaginations to find solutions that make needed reforms, else we may end up no more than fossils on the river bottom.

Frieda Tree Frog

Occupation: Canopy Zipline Manager

Occupational Background: Tree Trimmer, Land Use Scout

Educational Background: GED and Adventure Park Certification

Prior Government Experience: High Profile Sit-in Demonstrations

Platform: I won’t camouflage who I am. I want to challenge our community to reach new heights. We need to upend conventional wisdom to help our County rise above and see through the forest.

Olivia Otter

Occupation: Accountant, Mussel’s Stone Tool Distribution, Inc.

Occupational Background: Inventory Specialist and Bookkeeper

Educational Background: On the Job Training

Prior Government Experience: Mayor’s Female Empowerment Advisory Council.

Platform: As your Commissioner, I will set the standard for public accounting and reconcile our finances so they are not imperiled. I have the tools to break open our future.

Bill Beaver

Occupation: Owner, Lodge and Dam Builders, LLC

Occupational Background: Dam Maintenance and Under Water Technology Consulting

Educational Background: Master of Science in Environmental Engineering, Colony University

Prior Government Experience: River Authority Conservation and Construction Safety Council

Platform: As an engineer, I take the time to do it right and I do it with precision. I have a calibrated blend of business skills and expertise that will help us build our community.